megustamemes:

It’s more disturbing with the USB cable plugged in.

megustamemes:

It’s more disturbing with the USB cable plugged in.

(Source: 0racular)

captainjaymerica:

"Dude, I fucking LOVE 2048!"
…..I hate you a lil bit.

That wasn’t even my highest score… I’ve won two or three times now, and each time I get a little happy with myself.
Protip: try and only “build” down and to the right, only going left as needed and up as a last resort or when you see a really good move.  You’ll see your scores go up drastically.

captainjaymerica:

"Dude, I fucking LOVE 2048!"

…..I hate you a lil bit.

That wasn’t even my highest score… I’ve won two or three times now, and each time I get a little happy with myself.

Protip: try and only “build” down and to the right, only going left as needed and up as a last resort or when you see a really good move.  You’ll see your scores go up drastically.

  1.  @webreakthenwebuild said: depends on how she takes it. I’d be flattered, but it depends on how you acted at the restaurant.

Polite, courteous, and not loud or obnoxious.  Listened to her suggestions because it was a restaurant I’d never been to.  I also tipped well, and not just because she was cute, but because I always tip well. 

twistedtruestory:

radicalmuscle:

twistedtruestory:

i’ve been sitting in gym clothes on the couch for an hour. safe to say i’m not going.

maybe i’ll do some light yoga at home to relax. my brain hurts.

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the hell? how’d you get this picture of me?!

Okay sooo… cute or creepy?

I went to dinner with my (female) friend.  We both agreed that our waitress was cute, and that I should do something about it.

The restaurant had one of those tablet things at the table that you could order from, or pay with, or whatever… but it also had little apps on them.

One of the apps was a drawing program, and I drew a quick picture of Professor Steve Smith from China, IL (because I was excited about just getting a notification that I’ve been accepted to do a storyboard test for a potential job with them and I wanted to see if I could draw a character from memory… another story another time…).  The waitress walked by and said “Oh that’s a great drawing!” and then walked off again.
So my friend said “Dude! You should draw her a picture of you, with your phone number, and say ‘call me sometime’ on it!” 

I was apprehensive because I sort of have a rule about not asking people out who are working in service industries because it’s part of their job to be nice and act interested… but I decided, fuck it, and went for it.

We left, and my friend forgot her food back at the table and went back to get it, a busboy was clearing the table and saw the drawing as she got there, and he told her “I’m going to leave it for her to see!” So there’s a pretty good chance she saw it…

So is that a cute move to ask someone out, or is a creeper move?
(I’m still putting odds that I never hear from her anyway, but I’m just looking for general opinions.)

Taking a break.

I’m leaving this shitty ass site for a bit. Not deleting, but definitely won’t be posting or reblogging or logging in anytime soon.
This place is just full of nonsense and overly dramatic bullshit.

flawlessandlovely:

Follow me ♡

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flawlessandlovely:

Follow me ♡

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I made the worst smoothie ever tonight.

Apples and Oranges… tastes okay, just way too thick and pulpy. Yuck.

(Source: goatperson)