Isn’t the difference between to go and dine in for coffee a fucking lid on the cup? What a tragedy.
My feelings exactly.
There are 5 types of fear
3. 14 missed calls from mom
4. Username or password is incorrect
5. “We need to talk”
6. seen at *time*
Wanting to be Mike Weston
But feeling like Sam Axe…
Love the “Come and take them” tattoo.
I love this shirt.
My favorite shirt also involves an elephant! :D
Am I wrong for being genuinely annoyed at “PIN number” and “ATM Machine”? Like I’m not even joking, those two in particular really annoy the shit out of me.
“Dude I don’t know what the fuck happened. I was robbing some bitch and the next thing I know I’m being choked out by a fcker that can’t use his legs…..”
THE GUY WITH THE CAUTION WET FLOOR SIGN THOUGH. HE IS MY HERO BECAUSE HE DIDN’T EVEN STOP HE JUST GRABBED IT LIKE ‘WEAPON GET’