Don’t ever fucking quit.
I was visiting with my friend tonight, and he has chickens. His wife was all “Hey want some eggs?” And I was like “Fuck yeah!” (except I didn’t swear because they’re a nice Mormon couple and their children were right there too).
I now have 10 fresh eggs right from the chicken’s patoot to my fridge.
Michio Kaku’s interview on The Daily Show actually almost had me in tears over the potential that his extraordinary work and theories. It’s amazing to see what the human mind can achieve and the incredible machinery we have floating in fluid between our ears.
The world is fantastic, and amazing, and the fact that we’re just a small speck graced with this unfathomable intellect… I can’t even properly express how it fills me with wonder, and true awe.
I love this song, and this was a creative way to make a video!
Do you even trapp
DamnCome on man you ain’t foolin anybody to think you got a booty by sitting on the sink;)the funny thing is that I have a massive ass. Like abnormally large. I’ll have to take a pic to show you
Sick traps though.
My friend Tyler is trying to lose weight and he asked my other friend Orlando to train him. Tyler was embarrassed to go to the gym though so Orlando is taking care of that by dressing up as characters when they go to the gym so that the focus isn’t on Tyler but on himself. So far Tyler has been trained by a Jedi and steampunk Batman. This is one of the nicest things I have ever seen done for someone else.
Orlando’s kindness blows me away.
this is boss
This is super awesome!
Also I’d like to point out, for those too afraid to go to the gym, in picture where you can see other people in the background, notice that they’re not even really looking at Tyler or Orlando. Even though Orlando is dressed like a weirdo to draw attention, they’re still focusing on getting their work done. There might have been a moment when he first showed up that they looked and maybe laughed, and maybe congratulated him on the good deed he was doing for his buddy, but they’re there to get their work done. (WOO all three They’re, there, their combos in one sentence!)
Real talk? Chris Pratt is my fitspo.
Real talk, Chris Pratt is my Lifespo.
I seriously get near tears every time the Marines sing their anthem to Tommy near the end of the movie.